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If You Dye Your Hair, Don't Use Water-soluble Dyes.
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If you dye your hair, don't use water-soluble dyes. It is hell
trying to get the colour out of your eyebrows.
-- Forty-two things to do as preparation for life as a mermaid.
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Trade in your Harley-Davidson for a motor scooter. That way you won't have to make a choice about whether you get to change gears, or use the brakes.
-- Forty-two things to do as preparation for life as a mermaid....
Buy your chiropodist a farewell present. -- Forty-two things to do as preparation for life as a mermaid.
Donate your shoe collection to Imelda Marcos. -- Forty-two things to do as preparation for life as a mermaid.
Don't worry about ladders in your stockings. -- Forty-two things to do as preparation for life as a mermaid.
See a psychiatrist about your hydrophobia. -- Forty-two things to do as preparation for life as a mermaid.
Act like a cartoon character. Most of your companions will be.
-- Forty-two things to do as preparation for life as a mermaid....
Stop worrying about your varicose veins. -- Forty-two things to do as preparation for life as a mermaid.
Throw out your Walkman. Face it, you only ever used the thing when you went jogging, didn't you?
-- Forty-two things to do as preparation for life as a mermaid....
Sell your mountain-side chalet. You never used it much anyway.
-- Forty-two things to do as preparation for life as a mermaid....