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Two Teachers Were Out For A Coke After Friday Afternoon Classes Dismissed.
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Two teachers were out for a coke after Friday afternoon classes dismissed.
Says one to the other, "If there is anything to this reincarnation
business, I'd love to come back as a childhood disease."
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