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• A good idea is one which strikes the other fellow like a bolt of lightning a year or two after you've told it to him.
• You will be married within a year, and divorced within two.
• Aren't we way overdue for a year of Jubilee?
• When I heard that trees grow a new 'ring' for each year they live, I thought, we humans are kind of like tha
  we grow a new layer of skin each year, and after many years we are thick and unwieldy from all our skin layers....
• Lite Year: Low calorie year!
• I think we should get a machine gun. We can use it to hunt game, spell out things, or ring in the New Year!
  -- Bart, "Brother, Can You Spare Two Dimes?...
• Just one year of love is better than a lifetime alone... -- Quee
• After the first year, Captain Kirk lost his secretary, Yeoman Rand.
  She used to bring him coffee (even heating it with a hand phaser in times of galley distress) and hand him clipboards with flashing lights on them for him to initial....