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We're Knights Of The Round Table We Dance Whene'er We're Able We Do Routines And Chorus Scenes With Footwork Impeccable.
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We're knights of the round table
We dance whene'er we're able
We do routines and chorus scenes
With footwork impeccable.
We dine well here in Camelot
We eat ham and jam and spam a lot.
-- Monty Python and the Holy Grail
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We're Knights of the Round Table We dance whene'er we're able We do routines and chorus scenes We're knights of the Round Table With footwork impeccable Our shows are formidable We dine well here in Camelot But many times We eat ham and jam and Spam a lot.
We're given rhymes That are quite unsingable In war we're tough and able, We're opera mad in Camelot Quite indefatigable We sing from the diaphragm a lot....
We're knights of the Round Table Our shows are formidable But many times We're given rhymes That are quite unsingable We're opera mad in Camelot We sing from the diaphragm a lot.
-- Monty Python and the Holy Grail...
In war we're tough and able. Quite indefatigable Between our quests We sequin vests And impersonate Clark Gable It's a busy life in Camelot.
I have to push the pram a lot. -- Monty Python and the Holy Grail...
ARTHUR: Who are you? TALL KNIGHT: We are the Knights Who Say Ni!
BEDEVERE: No! Not the Knights Who Say Ni! -- Monty Python and the Holy Grail...
CRONE: Who sent you? ARTHUR: The Knights Who Say Ni!
CRONE: Aaaagh! (she looks around in rear) No! We have no shrubberies here....
FIRST VILLAGER: We have found a witch. May we burn her? -- Monty Python and the Holy Grail
TALL KNIGHT: We are now no longer the Knights Who Say Ni!
ONE KNIGHT: Ni! OTHERS: Sh! ONE KNIGHT: (wispers) Sorry....
BEDEVERE: And that, my lord, is how we know the Earth to be banana-shaped.
-- Monty Python and the Holy Grail...
TALL KNIGHT: We shall say Ni! again to you if you do not appease us.
ARTHUR: All right! What do you want? TALL KNIGHT...