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• The day after tomorrow we shall be in Calais. Captain, set sail for France!
  (All) Hooray! (Caption: The Day After The Day After Tomorrow) ....
• I was under the impression that it was common maritime practice for a ship to have a _crew_.
  Opinion is divided on the subject. ...Is it. Yes. All the other captains say it _is_....
• You courtiers...you're nothing but lapdogs to a slip of a girl.
  ..Better lapdogs to a slip of a girl than a ..._git_. -- Captain Rum and Edmund : Potato...
• We're doomed to a watery grave with a Captain who's legless.
  .. Rubbish!...I've hardly touched a drop! ..No, no, I mean....
• Look, there's no need to panic. Someone in the crew will know how to steer the ship.
  ...The crew, my lord? ...Yes, the crew. ..._What_ crew? -- Edmund and Captain Rum : Potato...
• What's the First Mate's name? ...Percy. A nautical cove?
  Yes...Well, he's a sort of...wet fish. -- Captain Rum and Edmund : Potato...
• Good Lord! Captain Blackadder! I thought you were..
  . ...Playing tennis? -- Cpt. Darling and Edmund : Private Plane...
• Potato? ...No thanks, I don't. -- Melchett and Edmund : Potato
• Now Percy, will you get out...before I cut off your head, scoop out the insides.
  ..and give it to your mother as a vase. -- Edmund : Potato...