Whenever Anyone Says "I Can't," It Makes Me Wish He'd Get Stung To Death By About Ten Thousand Bees.

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Whenever anyone says "I can't," it makes me wish he'd get stung to death by
about ten thousand bees. When he says "I'll try," five thousand bees. ("I
can," one bee.)
-- Deep Thoughts, by Jack Handey

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