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When It Comes To My Health, I Think Of My Body As A Temple.
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When it comes to my health, I think of my body as a temple... or at
least a moderately well-managed Presbyterian youth center.
-- Emo Phillips
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I used to think that the brain was the most wonderful organ in my body.
Then I realized who was telling me this. -- Emo Phillip...
I used to think that the brain was the most wonderful organ in my body.
Then I realized who was telling me this." -- Emo Phillip...
I was at a bar nursing a beer. My nipple was getting quite soggy. -- Emo Phillip
I was walking down the street, something caught my eye.
..and dragged it fifteen feet. -- Emo Phillip...
My body is a temple, and my mouth is a concession stand.
My body's a temple zoned for toxic waste.
I discovered my wife in bed with another man, and I was crushed.
So I said, "Get off me, you two!" -- Emo Phillip...
At my lemonade stand I used to give the first glass away free and charge five dollars for the second glass.
The refill contained the antidote. -- Emo Phillip...