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When Life Hands You Lemons Make Strawberry Daiquiris.
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When life hands you lemons make Strawberry Daiquiris.
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If life gives you lemons, make lemonade.
When life gives you a lemon, say 'Lemons? I like lemons. What else have you got?'
If life deals you lemons, why not go kill somone with the lemons (maybe by shoving them down his throat)?
-- Deep Thoughts, by Jack Handey...
Idle hands are the devils playthings.... busy hands will make you go blind.
Awright, you people! Who stole my strawberry preserves?
One of life's little ironies is the fact that when you finally master a tough job, you make it look easy.
Bart: You know, Milhouse, I've been thinking: this town ain't so bad.
Good friends, lots of lemons, numerous angel sightings....
SYSOP: The person in whose hands you place your life.
If life hands you a lemon, break out the tequila and salt!