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When Spring Comes Around, I Merely Write My Tailor, Send Him A Small Sample Of Dandruff, And Tell Him To Match It Exactly.
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When spring comes around, I merely write my tailor, send him a small sample
of dandruff, and tell him to match it exactly.
-- Oliver Herford
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