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Whether They Ever Find Life There Or Not, I Think Jupiter Should Be Considered An Enemy Planet.
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Whether they ever find life there or not, I think Jupiter should be considered
an enemy planet.
-- Deep Thoughts, by Jack Handey
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If they ever come up with a swashbuckling School, I think one of the courses should be Laughing, Then Jumping Off Something.
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In weightlifting, I don't think sudden, uncontrolled urination should automatically disqualify you.
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I think the monkeys at the zoo should have to wear sunglasses so they can't hypnotize you.
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When you go in for a job interview, I think a good thing to ask is if they ever press charges.
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I think when you go on trial they should have a parrot there that says guilty or not guilty for you, as a sort of courtesy.
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There should be a detective show called "Johnny Monkey
because every week you could have a guy say "I ain't gonna get caught by no MONKEY," but then he would, and I don't think I'd ever get tired of that....
I don't think I'm ever more "aware" than I am right after I hit my thumb with a hammer.
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I hope life isn't a big joke, because I don't get it. -- Deep Thoughts, by Jack Handey
Broken promises don't upset me. I just think, why did they believe me?
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