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• I told the doctor I broke my leg in two places. He told me to quit going to those places.
  -- Henny Youngma...
• When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading. -- Henny Youngma
• I've got all the money I'll ever need if I die by 4 o'clock. -- Henny Youngma
• I stepped on a Tetanus needle today..... now what?
• There was a man who enjoyed playing golf, and could occasionallly put up with taking in a round with his wife.
  One time (with his wife along) he was having an extremely bad round....
• Golf is a good walk spoiled. (It's good sportsmanship not to pick up lost golf balls while they are still rolling.
  ) -- Mark Twain (Samuel Clemens) (1835-1910)...
• I went to the bank and went over my savings. I found out I have all the money that I'll ever need.
  If I die tomorrow. -- Henny Youngma...
• A guy is standing in front of his locker at the country club admiring a golf ball he has in his hand.
  One of his golfing buddies says to him, "What'd you do, get some new golf balls?...
• Winning doesn't matter much to me. I just like playing golf.