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• Cthulhu calls his shots.
• My father had silicone shots in his head to enlarge his brain.
  It worked. Now he has to wear a bra to keep his eyes in. -- Jack Graima...
• HOGAN'S HEROES DRINKING GAME -- Take a shot every time
  -- Sergeant Schultz says, "I knoooooowww nooooothing!...
• Why would Imperial Troops want to slaughter Bob?
• Why did Bach have 20 children? He had no stops on his organ.
• Homer: Hey, Flanders, next time why don't you put a little alcohol in it!
  Ned: Au contraire, Simpson. It has three shots of rum, a jigger of bourbon, and just a little daberilla of creme de cassis for flavor....
• Here lies Bob... He lived his dream.
• Sheeelaalah...I've got Bob down on his knees.
• Nurses call the shots.