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• Why does Noriega have so many holes in his face? From learning to eat with a fork!!!!!
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  a) There are more lawyers than rats. b) The scientist's don't become as emotionally attached to them....
• Yours is not to reason why, Just to Sail Away. And when you find you have to throw Your Legacy away
  Remember life as was it is, And is as it were; Chasing sounds across the galaxy 'Till silence is but a blur....
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  "Really?" the other replied, "Why did you switch?...
• Lionel Hutz, attorney-at-law. What's that, a broken neck?
  Great! -- Chasing a gurney down the corridor, "Bart Gets Hit by a Ca...
• Why does New Jersey have more toxic waste dumps and California have more lawyers?
  New Jersey had first choice....