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• Hold me, Smithers. -- Monty Burns, "Two Cars in Every Garage, Three Eyes on Every Fish
• YOU CAN'T DO THIS TO ME! I'M CHARLES MONTGOMERY BURNS!
  -- "Two Cars in Every Garage, Three Eyes on Every Fish...
• Burns: How much could it possibly cost to fix this place up?
  Smithers: Approximately fifty-six million dollars, sir....
• Burns: [smashes some pictures] [tries to overturn a table, but can't] Smithers, turn over this table for me.
  Smithers: Yes, sir....
• Inspector: Mr. Burns, in twenty years, I have never seen such a shoddy, deplorable.
  .. Burns: Oh, look! Some ... careless person has left thousands and thousands of dollars just lying here on my ....
• An election!? That's one of those deals where they close the bars, isn't it?
  -- Barney, "Two Cars in Every Garage, Three Eyes on Every Fish...
• Thank you for watching `Movie for a Dreary Afternoon'.
  -- "Two Cars in Every Garage, Three Eyes on Every Fish...
• Advisor: Now remember to smile. Burns: [back to camera] I &l
  am> smiling. Advisor: You'll have to do better than that....
• Ooh! Cushy!
  -- Homer sits in Monty Burns' car, "Two Cars in Every Garage, Three Eyes on Every Fish...