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• Football player: [being interviewed] This team is fired up.
  We came here to play! Homer: Aw right! [picks up the phone to place his bet] Lisa...
• Abe: And to my son Homer -- Homer: Woo-hoo! Abe: -- and his entire family -- Home
  D'oh! Abe: -- I leave these: a box of mint-condition 1918 liberty-head silver dollars....
• Lisa: Do you think we'll ever see her again? Home
  I'm sure we will, honey. [Shary is sucked into a passing plane's jet engine] I'm sure we will....
• Homer: Oh, I miss Marge. Lisa, you're smart; help me trick her into taking me back!
  Lisa: Dad, you can't trick somebody into loving you....
• Homer: [mumbling] Moe... Moe... Moe... Marge: Bart, are you going to mow the lawn today?
  Bart: Okay, but you promised me mo' money. Marge...
• Homer: Lisa, honey, are you going to be OK? Lisa: Bleeding Gums was my hero and I never got to tell him how I felt.
  Homer: Oh, I'm sure he knew, and I'm sure that wherever he is now, he's happy....
• Marge: Hi Homey. Homer: Hey Marge, after your big tantrum against legalized gambling, I bet it feels pretty weird to be in a casino.
  Marge: I was for the casino. Homer: Strike three, Marge!...
• Marge: Now, I know we love the puppies very much, but I think they're getting to be a problem.
  Bart: Yeah, they ate all my socks. I have to wear Lisa's to school today....
• Ari: Would you care to bet a million dollars on that?
  Burns: Oh, if we're going to bet, why don't we make it interesting!...