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You can take your fusion reaction and go to helium for all I care.
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Homer: Guys, believe me, I didn't mean to get you expelled.
Nerd 3: Oh, don't worry, Mr. Simpson, we can take care of ourselves....
If we lose much by having things go wrong, take all possible care.
-- Hill's First Commentary on Murphy's Law...
Once you accept your own death all of a sudden you are free to live.
You no longer care about your reputation, you no longer care except so far as your life can be used tactically to promote a cause you believe in....
E.T. GO HOME!!! (And take your Smurfs with you.)
Fry: That's it! You can only take my money for so long before you take it all and I say enough!
For your information, I can take care of my... [Maggie loses her grip and falls] Auugh!
[picks up Maggie] See? Got her on the first bounce. -- A bouncing baby girl, "Homer Alone...
Q. Why should you always take 2 Baptists with you when you go fishing?
A. Because if you only take 1, he'll drink all your beer!...
Go on and try it. The worst you can do is make a fool of yourself in front of all your friend
If you do your best the rest of the way, that takes care of everything.
When we get to October 2, we'll add up the wins, and then we'll either all go into the playoffs, or we'll all go home and play golf....