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You have reached 911, all representatives are currently busy.
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The number you have reached -911- has been disconnected.
Hello, you have reached the New Bedlam "Wrongly Committed" Hot-line.
All of our operators are currently busy. Please stand by....
Thank you for calling Robert's House of Love. All of our customer service representatives are, er.
.. busy servicing customers, so at the sound of the erotic tone, leave your name, number, and a short description of whatever turns you on....
You have reached the Suicide Prevention Hotline. All our lines are busy now, but if you leave your name and number, someone will get back to you as soon as possible.
-- Answering machine madness - odd organizatio...
The number you have reached is not in service !
Frantic violin music:) Hello. You have reached 435-3949.
We are currently unable to answer because we are either chasing, or being chased by, bats....
This might be funnier in this context than actually on an answering machine.
It certainly will befuddle the caller!) The number you have reached is currently unavailable....
With strong east Indian accent:) Hello, you have reached the existential hotline of Ransheesh.
I am currently meditating, but if you leave your name and which lifeline you are currently inhabiting at the sound of the Om, I will send good karma waves and contact you when the stars align properly....
You have reached the offices of the planet Zarton. All our agents are busy undermining the governments of the Earth and cannot come to phone at the moment.
However, your name and number can be left at the tone and a representative will gladly contact you shortly to arrange for your assimilation into the new order....