You Know It Is Going To Be A Rotten Day When... You Go On Your Honeymoon To A Remote Little Hotel And The Desk Clerk, Bell Hop, And Manager Have A "Welcome Back" Party For Your Spouse.

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-- You know it is going to be a rotten day when...
You go on your honeymoon to a remote little hotel and the desk clerk,
bell hop, and manager have a "Welcome Back" party for your
spouse.

You know you're in trouble when... (1) You've been at work for an hour before you notice that your skirt is caught in your pantyhose.
(2) Your blind date turns out to be your ex-wife. (3) Your income tax check bounces....
You know it's going to be a rotten day when... your wife wakes up feeling amorous and you have a headache.
You know it's going to be a rotten day when... you forget your new password.
You know it's going to be a rotten day when... your birthday cake collapses from the weight of the candles.
You can tell it's going to be a rotten day when you wake up and your braces have locked together.
You can tell it's going to be a rotten day when you walk to work, and find your dress is stuck in the back of your panty hose.
You know it is going to be a rotten day when... You've been at work for an hour before you notice that your skirt is caught in your pantyhose.
You know it's going to be a rotten day when... you want to put on the clothes you wore home from the party and there aren't any.
You can tell it's going to be a rotten day when you wake up to discover your waterbed broke, then you remember that you don't have a waterbed.

You Know It Is Going To Be A Rotten Day When... You Go On Your Honeymoon To A Remote Little Hotel And The Desk Clerk, Bell Hop, And Manager Have A "Welcome Back" Party For Your Spouse.

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