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You Know One Thing That Will Really Make A Woman Mad?
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You know one thing that will really make a woman mad? Just run up and kick her
in the butt. (P.S. This also works with men.)
-- Deep Thoughts, by Jack Handey
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If you were a pirate, you know what would be the one thing that would really make you mad?
Treasure chests with no handles. How the hell are you supposed to carry it?...
I'm not afraid of insects taking over the world, and you know why?
It would take about a billion ants just to AIM a gun at me, let alone fire it....
If you're a cowboy, and you're dragging a guy behind your horse, I bet it would really make you mad if you looked back and the guy was reading a magazine.
-- Deep Thoughts, by Jack Handey...
I bet for an Indian, shooting a old fat pioneer woman in the back with an arrow, and she fires her shotgun into the ground as she falls over, is like the top thing you can do.
-- Deep Thoughts, by Jack Handey...
Too bad when I was a kid there wasn't a guy in our class that everybody called the "Cricket Boy
because I would have liked to stand up in class and tell everybody, "You can make fun of the Cricket Boy if you want to, but to me he's just like everybody else....
You know something that would really make me applaud?
A guy gets stuck in quicksand, then sinks, then suddenly comes shooting out, riding on water skis!...
You know what would make a good story? Something about a clown who makes people happy, but inside he's real sad.
Also, he has severe diarrhea. -- Deep Thoughts, by Jack Handey...
You know what's probably a good thing to hang on your porch in the summertime, to keep mosquitoes away from you and your guests?
Just a big bag of blood. -- Deep Thoughts, by Jack Handey...
Do you know what happens when you slice a golf ball in half?
Someone gets mad at you. I found this out the hard way. -- Deep Thoughts, by Jack Handey...