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• Holly: We are talking Jape of the Decade. We are talking April, May, June, July, and August, fool.
  Yes, that's right -- I am Queeg. Rimmer, Lister, Cat: WHAT?!!!!!! -- Red Dwarf - 'Queeg'...
• Holly: Ah, got him: 'Tension Sheet, inventor of, Dave Lister, aged 17.
  ' Rimmer: Damn! Holly: And he died tragically in a plane crash, aged 98....
• Ahead groove factor 5! Yeah! -- Holly in Red Dwarf 'Thanks for the Memory'
• You're as much use as a condom machine at the Vatican. -- Rimmer to Holly in Red Dwarf 'Queeg'
• Holly: It's better to have loved and to have lost than to listen to an album by Olivia Newton-John.
  Cat: Why's that? Holly: Anything's better than listening to an album by Olivia Newton-John....
• Cat: Look at my hands, I had lovely hands. Liste
  Well wear the smegging gloves. Cat: (picking up gloves) Marigold with blue?...
• Holly trying to help Lister recable the damaged Hollogram suite] Liste
  'Shouldn't this cable go somewhere?' Holly: 'Yes, connect it to the blue cable....
• Holly: I was in love once -- a Sinclair ZX-81. People said, No, Holly, she's not for you.
  She was cheap, she was stupid and she wouldn't load -- well, not for me, anyway....
• Holly: I am Holly, the ship's computer, with an I.Q.
  of 6000 -- the same I.Q. of 6000 P.E. teachers. -- Red Dwarf - 'Future Echoes'...