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You Will Emerge From The Gutter, Only To Trip And Land In The Sewer.
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You will emerge from the gutter, only to trip and land in the sewer.
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Only through art can we emerge from ourselves and know what another person sees.
-- Marcel Proust, Maxim...
You can emerge now from my chips. The opportunity to prove yourself a hero is long gone.
-- Apu to a (cowardly) Homer, "Krusty Gets Busted...
URINE What, you want this prestigious journal to sink to the level of the gutter (or even the sewer), by resorting to getting a few cheap laughs by talking about matters pertaining to piss?
By discussing discharge? By explaining excreta? Not a hope....
Two obviously high-class old ladies are strolling down a city street when they run across a grizzled
agged old derelict lying drunk in the gutter, covered with garbage, sewer water running all over him....
This land is my land, and only my land, I've got a shotgun, and you ain't got one, If you don't get off, I'll blow your head off, This land is private property.
-- Apologies to Woody Guthrie...
All right. But don't blame me if something goes wr.
..... --- POOF!! --- You are engulfed in a cloud of orange smoke....
I'd get my mind from the gutter but I'm afraid of heights.
From the land of graft and corruption!
Myers: So let's review. You two screwballs have just strolled in here fresh from the sewer and given me a bunch of bulldink about creating Itchy with no proof at all
and you expect me to give you... how much? Cheste...