Despising Machines To A Man, The Luddites Joined Up With The Klan, And Ride Out By Night In A Sheeting Of White To Lynch All The Robots They Can.

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Despising machines to a man,
The Luddites joined up with the Klan,
And ride out by night
In a sheeting of white
To lynch all the robots they can.
-- C. M. and G. A. Maxson

Despising machines to a man, The Luddites joined up with the Klan, And ride out by night In a sheeting of white To lynch all the robots they can.
-- C. M. and G. A. Maxso...
A robot gigantic and grand For desalinization was planned, And tested with bales Of Chaucerian tales That came out insipid and bland.
-- C. M. and G. A. Maxso...
A robot played chess with a punch, But died with a hideous crunch One day when the pawns Appeared to be prawns And he gobbled them up for his lunch.
-- C. M. and G. A. Maxso...
A robot, concealing the way His wires fell into decay, Was outwardly quite The Arthurian Knight, But inwardly Dorian Gray.
-- C. M. and G. A. Maxso...
Did you hear that the Ku Klux Klan, in an effort to keep up with the times, is considering changing its name to the White Muslins.
At night we ride through mansions of glory in suicide machines.
What is all white, has fifty legs, 34 teeth and an IQ of 23? A Ku Klux Klan Chapte
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Despising Machines To A Man, The Luddites Joined Up With The Klan, And Ride Out By Night In A Sheeting Of White To Lynch All The Robots They Can.

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