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• Being a ghost seems like the most wearying thing I can think of.
  Have you ever studied Latin? Okay, the second most wearying. -- Stephen Brust, _Agyar_...
• What you want to do is not go to work. You're not missing a thing.
  The worst thing I did was start work young. -- Jimmy Bresli...
• When I was in high school the worst thing you could ever get was VD.
  Talk about the sniffles! I just want to meet an old-fashioned girl with gonorrhea....
• Bart: So...how do you like being Miss Popularity? Lisa
  Oh, well, you know, it ain't so great. [Bart looks at her] Bart, it's the best thing that ever happened to me in my whole life!...
• Kirk: "'It's a far, far better thing I do than I have ever done before.
  A far better resting place that I go to, than I have ever known....
• Timothy: "Data, what's the most scariest thing that ever happened to you?
  Data: "Fear is not a quality that I possess." Timothy...
• The worst thing that you can do to someone is cause them to hire a lawyer.
• Boy and girl in the bath. Girl: What is that long thing ?
  Boy : It`s mine. Girl: Can I play with it ? Boy : No! You`ve broken yours already....
• A New Employee: The boss came in and said "I think you are the laziest person I have ever encountered.
  You are absolutely worthless. All you do is take up space....