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• A Hen Brooding Kittens A friend informs us that he saw at the Novato ranch, Marin county, a few days since, a hen actually brooding and otherwise caring for three kittens!
  The gentleman upon whose premises this strange event is transpiring says the hen adopted the kittens when they were but a few days old, and that she has devoted them her undivided care for several weeks past....
• It takes two to make a marriage: a girl and her mother.
• Climate and Surgery R C Gilchrist, who was shot by J Sharp twelve days ago
  and who received a derringer ball in the right breast, and who it was supposed at the time could not live many hours, was on the street yesterday and the day before - walking several blocks at a time....
• Once upon a time there was a beautiful young girl taking a stroll through the woods.
  All at once she saw an extremely ugly bull frog seated on a log and to her amazement the frog spoke to her....
• Accident in Santa Cruz At this place, August 15th, William D Farrand was shot in the thigh by the accidental discharge of his pistol while he was in the act of putting it in his pocket.
  The wound is severe. -- From the Sacramento Daily Union of October 31, 1861...
• She's such a kinky girl, The kind you don't take home to mother.
  She will never let your spirits down Once you get her off the street....
• The man who consecrates his hours by vigorous effort, and an honest aim, at once he draws the sting of life and Death
  he walks with nature; and her paths are peace. -- Young (1683-1765)...
• My mother went to school with a girl named Michelle Babbitch.
  She couldn't wait to get married to change her name because she was teased so much as a child....
• Said a horny young girl from Milpitas, "My favorite sport is coitus.
  But a fullback from State Made her period late, And now she has athlete's fetu...