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• Is this really happening?
• Nonexistent error. This cannot really be happening. -- WindowError: 017
• Either I've gone nuts, or all this is really happening.
  If I'm nuts, I'll be the last to know. So I might as well act as if everything is just the way it looks....
• Homer: Ooh, Mama! This is _finally_ really happening.
  After years of disappointment with get-rich-quick schemes, I _know_ I'm gonna get Rich with _this_ scheme....
• Coming events do cast shadows. Writers know that their books are often prophetic.
  One gratuitously imagines what is really going to happen....
• Just as Schopenhauer predicted, absolutely nothing is happening.
• A lot is happening -- not all of it good, but a lot is happening.
  -- President George Bush, Day 48 of the Bush presidency...
• How many armies -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  At least five. The Germans to start it, the French to give up really easily after only trying for a little while, the Italians to make a start, get nowhere, and then try again from the other side, the Americans to turn up late and finish it off and take all the credit, and the Swiss to pretend nothing out of the ordinary is happening....
• Most guys'll tell you, if they had a choice of a way to die, they would want to die while in bed with a woman.
  Making whoopee. Which is great. For the guy. For the woman, let's be honest, it's a drag....