Marvin The Nature Lover Spied A Grasshopper Hopping Along In The Grass, And In A Mood For Communing With Nature, Rare Even Among Full-fledged Nature Lovers, He Spoke To The Grasshopper, Saying

Marvin The Nature Lover Spied A Grasshopper Hopping Along In The Grass, And In A Mood For Communing With Nature, Rare Even Among Full-fledged Nature Lovers, He Spoke To The Grasshopper, Saying

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Marvin the Nature Lover spied a grasshopper hopping along in the grass,
and in a mood for communing with nature, rare even among full-fledged
Nature Lovers, he spoke to the grasshopper, saying: "Hello, friend
grasshopper. Did you know they've named a drink after you?"
"Really?" replied the grasshopper, obviously pleased. "They've
named a drink Fred?"

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