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• The guy who invented the first wheel was an idiot. The guy who invented the other three, HE was a genius.
  -- Sid Caesa...
• A good idea is one which strikes the other fellow like a bolt of lightning a year or two after you've told it to him.
• The real trouble with telling a fairly decent story which will make people laugh is that someone in the group of listeners will be reminded of another story which will completely undo what has just been done.
• An idealist is one who helps the other fellow to make a profit. -- Henry Ford
• What good is money if it can't inspire terror in your fellow man?
  -- Burns learns the moral of the story, "Burns Verkaufen der Kraftwerk...
• Lots of people know a good thing the minute the other fellow sees it first. J.E. Hedge
• I heard quite an amusing story myself the other day.
  .. ...Oh, good. (walks off) -- Baldrick and Edmund : Chai...
• A good neighbor is one who will watch your vacation slides all evening without telling you that he has been there.
• Well, honour is the subject of my story. I cannot tell what you and other men Think of this life
  but, for my single self, I had as lief not be as live to be In awe of such a thing as I myself....