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Well, The Handwriting Is On The Floor. -- Joe E. Lewi
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Well, the handwriting is on the floor.
-- Joe E. Lewis
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Well, the handwriting is on the floor. -- Joe E. Lewi
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When you use your brain it's a violation of the child-labor law. -- Joe E. Lewi
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