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Look At That Five O'clock Rust. You've Been Up All Night Not Drinking, Haven't You?" -Leela
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"Look at that five o'clock rust. You've been up all night not drinking,
haven't you?" -Leela
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YOUR FOAMY FUTURE by Miss Fortune CANCER (Jun 22 - July 22) You've been awarded a clean bill of health this month and you feel you owe it all to the excessive amount of Vitamin B
Iron, and Malt you get in your beer. Being healthy is admirable but don't you think you're going to feel stupid one day lying in a hospital dying of nothing?...
Leela: Zoidberg! Zoidberg: Sorry, you must have been boring.
Alcazar: "Leela, this must all be very confusing." Leela
A little. That's why I've decided to hurt you until you explain it....
Bart: Come join us, Lisa. It's so cool: you get to stay up all night drinking blood.
Milhouse: And if you say you're a vampire, you get a free small soda at the movies....
You don't have to worry about me. I might have been born yesterday...but I stayed up all night.
Bender, we didn't mind your drinking or your cleptomania or your pornography ring.
Leela "In fact, that's why we love you." -Zoidberg...
If you stay up all night wondering where the sun is, it will dawn on you.
Leela: "Where were you at 10pm last night?" Professor Farnsworth: "Where am I now?
All right, all right...you win for now. But someday you'll _rust_!
} -- Homer vs. the trampoline., "Bart's Inner Child...