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But As He Knew No Bad Language, He Had Called Him All The Names Of Common Objects That He Could Think Of, And Had Screamed
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But as he knew no bad language, he had called him all the names of common
objects that he could think of, and had screamed: "You lamp! You towel! You
plate!" and so on.
-- Sigmund Freud
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