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  She said, "The mirror's on the left." -- Jimmy Edmondson (Professor Backwards)...
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  She said, "You're wearing two different-color socks....
• I was in the store the other day and a salesperson came up to me and said, "Can I help you?
  I said, "Yea, give me what I need." She said, "I don't know what you need" I said, "You started it....
• One day I got on the usual bus, and when I stepped in, I saw the most gorgeous blond Chinese girl.
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  o i ran over and said "stop! don't do it!" "Why shouldn't I?...
• She said I should think of her like a sister. I said I did, but not my sister.
• I guess the joke's on me," she said.
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  She just stared at me, so I said it again, louder....