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A Cow Comes Flying Over The Battlements, Lowing Aggressively.
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A cow comes flying over the battlements, lowing aggressively. The cow
lands on GALAHAD'S PAGE, squashing him completely.
-- Monty Python and the Holy Grail
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GALAHAD: No look, really, this isn't nescess ... PIGLET
We must examine you. GALAHAD: There's nothing wrong with ....
ARTHUR: (as the MAN next to him is squashed by a sheep) Knights!
Run away! Midst echoing shouts of run away the KNIGHTS retreat to cover with the odd cow or goose hitting them still....
GALAHAD: No. Look, I can tackle this lot single-handed!
GIRLS: Yes, yes, let him Tackle us single-handed! -- Monty Python and the Holy Grail...
ARTHUR: No, hang on! Just answer the five questions .
.. GALAHAD: Three questions ... ARTHUR: Three questions ....
DINGO: And after the spanking ... the oral sex. GALAHAD
Oh, dear! Well, I... GIRLS: The oral sex ... The oral sex....
GALAHAD turns back. We see from his POV the lovely ZOOT standing by him smiling enchantingly and a number of equally delectable GIRLIES draped around in the seductively poulticed room.
They look at him smilingly and wave. -- Monty Python and the Holy Grail...
ARTHUR: But if he was dying, he wouldn't bother to carve Aaaaarrrrrrggghhh.
He'd just say it. BROTHER MAYNARD: It's down there carved in stone....
Arthur pulls Pin out. The MONK blesses the grenade as .
.. ARTHUR: (quietly) One, two, five ... GALAHAD: Three, sir!...