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GALAHAD: No look, really, this isn't nescess ...
PIGLET: We must examine you.
GALAHAD: There's nothing wrong with ... that.
-- Monty Python and the Holy Grail
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ARTHUR: No, hang on! Just answer the five questions .
.. GALAHAD: Three questions ... ARTHUR: Three questions ....
GALAHAD: Camelot ... LAUNCELOT: Camelot ... GAWAIN
It's only a model. -- Monty Python and the Holy Grail...
BEDEVERE: Look! It's the old man from scene 24 - what's he Doing here?
ARTHUR: He is the keeper of the Bridge. He asks each traveler five questions ....
GALAHAD: No. Look, I can tackle this lot single-handed!
GIRLS: Yes, yes, let him Tackle us single-handed! -- Monty Python and the Holy Grail...
GALAHAD turns back. We see from his POV the lovely ZOOT standing by him smiling enchantingly and a number of equally delectable GIRLIES draped around in the seductively poulticed room.
They look at him smilingly and wave. -- Monty Python and the Holy Grail...
GALAHAD: No, please. Please! I can defeat them! There's only a hundred.
GIRLS: He will beat us easily. We haven't a chance. -- Monty Python and the Holy Grail...
DINGO: And after the spanking ... the oral sex. GALAHAD
Oh, dear! Well, I... GIRLS: The oral sex ... The oral sex....
A cow comes flying over the battlements, lowing aggressively.
The cow lands on GALAHAD'S PAGE, squashing him completely. -- Monty Python and the Holy Grail...
ARTHUR: But if he was dying, he wouldn't bother to carve Aaaaarrrrrrggghhh.
He'd just say it. BROTHER MAYNARD: It's down there carved in stone....