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Can't The Marx Brothers Be Arrested And Maybe Even Tortured For All The Confusion And Problems They've Caused?
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Can't the Marx Brothers be arrested and maybe even tortured for all the
confusion and problems they've caused?
-- Deep Thoughts, by Jack Handey
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The face of a child can say it all, especially the mouth part of the face.
-- Deep Thoughts, by Jack Handey...
Instead of having "answers" on a math test, they should just call them "impressions," and if you got a different "impression," so what, can't we all be brothers?
-- Deep Thoughts by Jack Handey...
I don't pretend to have all the answers. I don't pretend to even know what the questions are.
Hey, where am I? -- Deep Thoughts, by Jack Handey...
If I come back as a horsefly, I think my favorite thing would be to land on someone's lip.
Even if they smash you, ick!, you're all over their lip! -- Deep Thoughts, by Jack Handey...
It's fascinating to think that all around us there's an invisible world we can't even see.
I'm speaking, of course, of the World of the Invisible Scary Skeletons....
If life deals you lemons, why not go kill somone with the lemons (maybe by shoving them down his throat)?
-- Deep Thoughts, by Jack Handey...
To me, there's no better symbol for the world than a grasshopper lying dead on a gravel road, and maybe there's a globe lying next to him.
-- Deep Thoughts, by Jack Handey...
What is it that makes a complete stranger dive into an icy river to save a solid-gold baby?
Maybe we'll never know. -- Deep Thoughts, by Jack Handey...
If you think a weakness can be turned into a strength, I hate to tell you this, but that's another weakness.
-- Deep Thoughts, by Jack Handey...