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It's Fascinating To Think That All Around Us There's An Invisible World We Can't Even See.
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It's fascinating to think that all around us there's an invisible world we
can't even see. I'm speaking, of course, of the World of the Invisible Scary
Skeletons.
-- Deep Thoughts by Jack Handey
Related:
I can picture in my mind a world without war, a world without hate.
And I can picture us attacking that world, because they'd never expect it....
Sometimes I think the world has gone completely mad.
And then I think, "Aw, who cares?" And then I think, "Hey, what's for supper?...
I think the mistake a lot of us make is thinking the state-appointed psychiatrist is our "friend.
-- Deep Thoughts, by Jack Handey...
Contrary to what most people say, the most dangerous animal in the world is not the lion or the tiger or even the elephant.
It's a shark riding on an elephant's back, just trampling and eating everything they see....
People laugh when I say that I think a jellyfish is one of the most beautiful things in the world.
What they don't understand is, I mean a jellyfish with long, blond hair....
If you think a weakness can be turned into a strength, I hate to tell you this, but that's another weakness.
-- Deep Thoughts, by Jack Handey...
I believe in making the world safe for our children, but not our children's children, because I don't think children should be having sex.
-- Deep Thoughts, by Jack Handey...
To me, clowns aren't funny. In fact, they're kind of scary.
I've wondered where this started and I think it goes back to the time I went to the circus, and a clown killed my dad....
If I come back as a horsefly, I think my favorite thing would be to land on someone's lip.
Even if they smash you, ick!, you're all over their lip! -- Deep Thoughts, by Jack Handey...