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Stoned, Slow Voice:) Hey Brother, You Have Reached The Narcotics Information Hotline.
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(Stoned, slow voice:) Hey brother, you have reached the
Narcotics Information Hotline. None of us can answer the phone
right now, 'cause we're trying to decide if it exists. Leave a
message.
-- Answering machine madness - odd organizations
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You have reached the Suicide Prevention Hotline. All our lines are busy now, but if you leave your name and number, someone will get back to you as soon as possible.
-- Answering machine madness - odd organizatio...
Gregorian chants in background; serene voice:) Hello, Brother or Sister.
You have reached the Cubicles of Curtis, Chris, and Jim....
You've reached the B&D Hotline. All our operators are tied up right now
o if you leave a name, number, a list of transgressions, and bark like a dog, we'll get right back to you with your penance....
Hello, you have reached the DOE, that is, the Department Of Enemies.
Rick Burger is not here right now, so leave a message saying who you are, what you want to argue about, and where you'll be, and I'll be there....
Operatic music like Rossini's "Stabbat Matter":) Hi, you've reached Hell.
(Screams in the background.) We're busy being cleaned by the light of eternal truth right now, so if you leave your name, number, and a brief message, we'll get back to you at the end of time....
You have reached 843-4734. Please hold while I process your call.
(Pause.) Our extremely sophisticated computer system performed a trace on your number and was able to match it with our list of important callers....
Sultry female voice:) Welcome to Susan's Message Parlor of Delights.
We would be delighted if you would leave your name, number, and of course a message that doesn't rub us the wrong way....
Drunken voice:) You have reached Bob's hotline. We are not able to respond due to uninevitable circumcisions.
But if you leave your name and noomber, we won't be in wonder....
Frantic violin music:) Hello. You have reached 435-3949.
We are currently unable to answer because we are either chasing, or being chased by, bats....