Stoned, Slow Voice:) Hey Brother, You Have Reached The Narcotics Information Hotline.

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(Stoned, slow voice:) Hey brother, you have reached the
Narcotics Information Hotline. None of us can answer the phone
right now, 'cause we're trying to decide if it exists. Leave a
message.
-- Answering machine madness - odd organizations

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