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• I got a garage door opener. It can't close. Just open. -- Steven Wrigh
• I'd love to, but... I'm attending the opening of my garage door.
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• I'd love to go out with you, but I'm attending the opening of my garage door.
• I went to a garage sale. How much for the garage? It's not for sale. -- Steven Wrigh
• You can get a decent reading on who is running things if, on your way to the front door of the house, you notice that the garage door is some strange color and there are curtains.
• Why I Can't Go Out With You: I'd LOVE to, but... -- I'm trying to see how long I can go without saying yes.
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• A man was griping to his friend about how he hated to go home after a late card games.
  "You wouldn't believe what I go through to avoid waking my wife," he said....
• Herman: [ominous] Advance on him, men. Marge: [appearing at the garage door] I don't think that's a very good idea.
  Crony: Oh no, it's Gloria Vanderbilt out for revenge!...