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Exactly How Obscene An Amount Of Money Were We Talking About?
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"Exactly how obscene an amount of money were we talking about?
Profane? Or really offensive?"
-- Pretty Woman
Related:
Now, what were we talking about?
Did you know about the -o option of the fortune program?
It makes a selection from a set of offensive and/or obscene fortunes....
Homer: All right. The first thing they told me to do was to make sure everyone here is in the right class.
[gets tobacco spat on him] Down the hall, room twelve....
No matter what we are talking about, we are talking about ourselves. -- Prathe
Short-term memory? Why would you say I... uh... what were we talking about?
Joey: God, I just, I hate her! I hate her!! With her, "Oh, I'm so talented.
and "Oh, I'm so pretty," and "Ooh, I smell so good....
We were pretty good sharks ourselves once.
Three doctors were talking about their favorite patients.
The first said that he preferred operating on Germans because their organs were lined up in exactly the right position....
Marge: Maybe it's the champale talking, but I think you're pretty sexy.
Homer: Really? It <must> be the champale talking. -- "I Married Marge...