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BEDEVERE: And what do you burn, apart from witches?
FOURTH VILLAGER: ... Wood?
BEDEVERE: So why do witches burn?
SECOND VILLAGER: (pianissimo) ... Because they're made of wood...?
-- Monty Python and the Holy Grail
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BEDEVERE: Why do you think she is a witch? SECOND VILLAGER
She turned me into a newt. BEDEVERE: A newt?...
And what do we burn apart from witches? *More* witches!
FIRST VILLAGER: We have found a witch. May we burn her? -- Monty Python and the Holy Grail
Another hideous roar.] BEDEVERE: That's it! ARTHUR
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BEDEVERE: How do you know so much about swallows? ARTHUR
Well you have to know these things when you're a king, you know....
BEDEVERE: Oooooh! LAUNCELOT: No Aaaaarrrrrrggghhh .
.. at the back of the throat. BEDEVERE: No! Oooooh!...
BEDEVERE: Look! It's the old man from scene 24 - what's he Doing here?
ARTHUR: He is the keeper of the Bridge. He asks each traveler five questions ....
ARTHUR: Ni! BEDEVERE: Nu! ARTHUR: No. Ni! More like this.
Ni! BEDEVERE: Ni, ni, ni! -- Monty Python and the Holy Grail...
ARTHUR: Who are you? TALL KNIGHT: We are the Knights Who Say Ni!
BEDEVERE: No! Not the Knights Who Say Ni! -- Monty Python and the Holy Grail...