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• Why here's a fellow. Wiry, fast, firm, proud buttocks.
  Reminds me of me... -- Monty Burns selects a new attack dog (SLH), "Dog of Death...
• Data! Data! Where are you? Why won't you answer? Are you angry with me?
  Please, please, I'm so afraid! Don't leave me. Wait....
• Dear Lord, observe this bended knee This visage meek and humble, And hear this confidential plea Voiced in reverent mumble
  Give me Shylock, give me Fagin But O God spare me Ronald Reagan! -- Ansel Adam...
• People keep telling me that I am never too old to learn, and I keep wondering why they say that you can't teach an old dog new tricks.
• George's friend Sam had a dog who could recite the Gettysburg Address.
  Let me buy him from you," pleaded George after a demonstration....
• Q: Why don't blind people go bungie jumping? A: Scares the dog.
• Thrasyllus the Cynic begged a drachm of Antigonus. "That," said he, "is too little for a king to give.
  Why, then," said the other, "give me a talent." "And that," said he, "is too much for a Cynic (or, for a dog) to receive....
• I am his Highness' dog at Kew; Pray tell me, sir, whose dog are you?
  -- Alexander Pope (1688-1744) -- On the Collar of a Dog...