Toggle navigation
Collections
Fun
Jokes
Fortune
Photo
Nicknames
Blog
ﻮﺑﻻگ
Iran
Go Hawaiian: Give Your Gal A Lei.
Home
›
Fortune Cookies
›
Miscellaneous Collections
Go Hawaiian: Give your gal a lei.
Related:
Life, to me, is like a quiet forest pool, one that needs a direct hit from a big rock half-buried in the ground.
You pull and you pull, but you can't get the rock out of the ground....
Now I give my credit cards to a blonde swedish gal.
Lisa: Who's playing that music? Marge: And where's all that liquor coming from?
Homer: It's a party, Marge. Doesn't have to make sense....
A gal I know was in a bar, and was approached by a guy who asked, "What's your sign?
Her immediate response: "Neon....
A Hawaiian Christmas -- Poi To The World!
Hawaiian Seduction by Komonawanalaya
Waiter: [fried shrimp for Lisa] Here you go... \\ [pork chop \'a la // Hawaiian] There you are.
.. \\ [a smaller serving of fried shrimp] For the baby....
RAFFLE A way to get you to spend $2 in the mistaken belief that you have a newt's chance in a grinder of winning a hamper/car/holiday.
There's something just not quite right about the principle of making money for charities which involves giving away expensive prizes....
Call upon a man of business during hours of business only to transact your business.
Then go about your business and give him time to attend to his business. -- Anonymou...