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• QOTD: "I won't say he's untruthful, but his wife has to call the dog for dinner.
• I'm a lucky guy, and I'm happy to be with the Yankees.
  And I want to thank everyone for making this night necessary....
• I'm a lucky guy, and I'm happy to be with the Yankees.
  And I want to thank everyone for making this night necessary....
• Leonard Box was arrested yesterday. Somebody told him his wife was as pretty as a picture, so he hung her on the wall.
  -- Charley Weaver (Cliff Arquette)...
• The husband who doesn't tell his wife everything probably reasons that what she doesn't know won't hurt him.
  -- Leo J. Burke...
• He who rapes a man's daughter, draws and quarters his son, and buries his wife alive in an anthill should not expect to sit at that man's dinner table without the subject coming up.
• I read in the paper yesterday that a guy killed his wife after twenty years of marriage.
  I thought: Too bad. It was probably the first decision he'd made since the wedding. -- John Wing...
• Did you hear about the man who broke his nose in amorous circumstances.
  He was making love to his wife doggy style and she suddenly ran under the bed....