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• Honor's a good brooch to wear in a man's hat at all times. -- Jonson, Ben (1673-1637)
• There is many a good man to be found under a shabby hat.
• Old Grimes is dead, that good old man We never shall see more
  He used to wear a long black coat All buttoned down before....
• All hat and no cattle.
• I think a good product would be "Baby Duck Hat". It's a fake baby duck, which you strap on top of your head.
  Then you go swimming underwater until you find a mommy duck and her babies, and you join them....
• All of a sudden, I want to THROW OVER my promising ACTING CAREER, grow a LONG BLACK BEARD and wear a BASEBALL HAT!
  ! ... Although I don't know WHY!! -- Zippy the Pinhead...
• A hat not much the worse for wear. -- William Cowper (1731-1800) -- History of John Gilpi
• Home is where you wear your hat. -- Buckaroo Banzai (the film)
• Never wear a hat that has more character than you do.