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I learned how to handle delicate social situations from a little show called 'Three's Company.
'" -Fry...
Leela: "Oh my God, we're heading straight into a black hole!" Fry: "Talk about a mood killer.
Wait a second, aren't you a member of the yacht club?
Bender "My God, you're right. I'm a class 3 yacht." -Countess de la Roca...
Look, it's our nebula. Whenever I see it I'll think back to when we almost.
.." (nebula gets sucked into the black hole) "Oop. Nevermind." -Fry...
Amy: "Bender, your beer belly's so big your door won't even close.
And that doesn't even make sense....
Fry: "Maybe he has a parasite." Hermes: "Maybe he is a parasite.
Bender to Zoidberg: "You're looking less nuts, crabby.
Leela: "It's amazing that your people can fall in love so fast.
Zoidberg: "Love? That word is unknown here. I'm simply looking for a female swollen with eggs to accept my genetic material....
Fry: "Make up some feelings and tell her you have them.
Yes?" Zoidberg: "Is the desire to mate a feeling?...
Edna: "Excuse me, I've got to powder my mouth flaps.

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