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Fry: "Hey, professor, what are you teaching this semester?
Prof. Farnsworth: "Same thing I teach every semester, the mathematics of quantum nutrino fields....
From this day forth, Robot House is on dodecatuple secret probation." -Dean Verno
He's an animal. He belongs in the wild. Or in the circus on one of those tiny tricycles.
Now that's entertainment." -Fry...
Take it off or else I break it off." -Leela, with Fry's arm around he
Leela, perhaps this is an awkward time, but if things don't work out with this pipsqueak here, I just want you to know I'll be there to score you on the rebound.
Zapp...
In case you were wondering, that was just for Zapp." -Leela, after kissing Fry
Fry: "Do you have anything else for him?" Contess de la Roca
Lovely, isn't it?" Bender: "Yeah, but only 93% as lovely as you....
I'm a fraud - a poor, lazy, sexy fraud." -Bende
Bender, I don't care whether you have money. I love you for your artificial intelligence and your sincerity simulator.
-Countess de la Roca...
As a gentleman, I must warn you, if you so much as glance at another woman, I'll be over Leela like a fly on a pile of very seductive manure.
Zapp...

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