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Edna: "Teach me to love you, squishy poet from beyond the stars.
Fry: "I'm flattered, really. If I was gonna do it with a big freaky mud bug, you'd be way up the list....
Bender: Fry, of all the friends I've had, you're the first.
Bender: I believe that qualifies as ill. At least from a technical standpoint.
alking to the Beastie Boys) Fry: Wow. I love you guys.
Back in the 20th century, I had all five of your albums....
Bender: Hey! What kind of party is this? There's no booze and only one hooker.
Leela: Bender, why are you spending so much time in the bathroom? Are you jacking on in there?
Professor Nerdstrom: Sit. I said sit! Bad fish!
Bender: OK, but I don't want anyone thinking we're robosexuals.
Bender: Oh no! Not the magnet!
Fry: What's with the eye?
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