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A generation which ignores history has no past and no future.
-- Robert Heinlein, The Notebooks of Lazurus Long...
A generous friendship no cold medium knows, Burns with one love, with one resentment glows.
-- Alexander Pope (1688-1744) -- The Iliad of Homer, Book ix, Line 725...
A geneticist living in Delft Scientifically played with himself, And when he was done He labeled i
on, And filed him away on a shelf....
A genie appears in a cloud of green smoke. He drops something, waves, and then vanishes, taking the smoke with him.
A genie appears in a cloud of green smoke. He says, "Boy, you're greedy," and pulls out a phaser.
* * zzzaapppp!!! * * You've been reduced to a cloud of quarks....
A genius is always on duty; even his dreams are tax deductible. -- Edward Abbey
A genius is a queer who can whistle while he works. -- Bobby Knigh
A genius is one who can do anything except make a living. -- Joey Adam
A gen'ral sets his army in array in vain, unless he fight and win the day. -- Denham
A gen'rous heart repairs a sland'rous tongue.
-- Alexander Pope (1688-1744) -- The Odyssey of Homer, Book viii, Line 432...

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