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A HARD DRIVE is from Cleveland to Cleveland
A hard drive is more satisfying than a soft floppy!
A hard man is good to find.
A hard thing about business is minding your own!
A harmless necessary cat. -- William Shakespeare (1564-1616), The Merchant of Venice -- Act iv, Sc.
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A harp is a nude piano.
A Harvard neurologist has found that caffeine is a good all-purpose insecticide
it kills off such nasties as mosquito larvae and tobacco hornworms....
A hat not much the worse for wear. -- William Cowper (1731-1800) -- History of John Gilpi
A hat should be taken off when you greet a lady and left off for the rest of your life.
Nothing looks more stupid than a hat. -- P. J. O'Rourke...
A Hawaiian Christmas -- Poi To The World!

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