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A high roller even when the chips are down.
Ah, I have access. -- Data
A hillbilly boy married a hillbilly girl and went on a honeymoon.
They were supposed to stay two weeks, but they didn't stay two weeks, they stayed one night....
A historical toast, made by some politician to a successful wartime admiral at a Navy dinner.
<picks up wine, and almost speaks> <puts down wine> &l...
A hit, a very palpable hit. -- William Shakespeare (1564-1616), Hamlet -- Act v, Sc. 2
Ah, Jaquelin ... Will you grab that piece of skull...
Ah know what a bagel is, but what kind of dog is a lox?
Ah, Louie, Louie....oowooo...me gotta go!!
Ah, monsieur. And how are we today?" "Better." "Better?
"Better get a bucket. I'm gonna throw up." -- Monty Python "Meaning of Life...
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