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A home is not a mere transient shelter: its essence lies in the personalities of the people who live in it.
-- H. L. Mencke...
A home is the place where part of the family waits until the others have returned with the car.
A homeowner's reach should exceed his grasp, or what's a weekend for?
A homunculus wouldn't want to hurt a wizard.
A hooker accidently hits on a vice cop who's just about to go off-shift, he really wants to avoid the paperwork of processing this bimbo now, preferring to go home and eat his dinner.
The hooker say...
Ah-ooooh, where was the thunder?
A horizontal surface will soon be piled up. -- Corollary to Murphy's Law
A horse! a horse! my kingdom for a horse! -- William Shakespeare (1564-1616), King Richard III -- Act v, Sc.
4...
A horse hired, never tired. -- Proverb
A horse is a horse, of course, of course, He follows a lifestyle we don't endorse, He drinks the blood of a sheep, by force, The vampire horse, Count Ed!
-- Ro...

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